yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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