So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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