you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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