I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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