Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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