question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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