4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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