We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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