He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You dont lie about slip and slides
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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