i think my tv is drunk
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I am naked and annoyed.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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