: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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