dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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