This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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