is your mom at the bar?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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