i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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