Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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