if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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