I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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