I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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