i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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