This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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