Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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