If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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