Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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