Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
My feet surprised me
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