you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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