who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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