Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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