try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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