her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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