I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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