i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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