sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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