i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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