Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize