Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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