Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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