Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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