No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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