I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I need to stop coming to work sober
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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