I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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