wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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