i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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