I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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