Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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