I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
No subtext here. People are naked.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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