Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
When are your genitals available?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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