ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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