I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
MIDGETS
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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