dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Come share oat with me in your robe
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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