Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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