Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize