Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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