the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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