I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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