If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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