i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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