Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I AM VODKA MAN
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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