I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
