Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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